I'm Sam. This blog is an explosion of multifandom mayhem, with guest appearances from pretty ladies and animals that make my heart happy.
The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.
We can all go home.
The internet is over.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”